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<p>Friday, May 13, 2005 at 12:08PM</p>
<p>The Apiary isn't going to sugarcoat everything. Neil Hamburger can't even tell a joke! He coughs every other second, he nervously sips from a glass of water--the guy's a train wreck. His material is so bad he makes Jay Leno look like the son of God. Neil has cancer, but so what! Everyone has a little cancer sometime. Cancer doesn't give us the right to go on stage and eat it EVERY SINGLE SHOW. How does this dude make a living?</p>

<p>If anyone want's to watch him suck balls, he's on a world tour and going to be in town for ONE NIGHT ONLY at Piano's tonight. We weren't even gonna talk about it because the show was sold out... BUT PIANOS ADDED A LATE ONE!</p>

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