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<p>Friday, August 11, 2006 at 7:35AM Demetri Martin was in the news again yesterday for selling the rights to Columbia Pictures for a new project called Moon People. Back in April of 2006, comedian Steve Byrne said of Demetri Martin, "Stop trying to be funny." Good thing Demetri paid no attention to Steve's bad advice because here's a quick list of what's on Martin's immediate plate:</p>

<p>--An upcoming album in the Fall</p>
<p>--An ad campaign for the Microsoft corporation</p>
<p>--Punching in at The Daily Show</p>
<p>--A 25-city stand-up tour</p>
<p>--Keeping in touch with his 50,000 MySpace friends</p>
<p>--Publishing a book</p>
<p>--Prepping the relaunch of www.demetrimartin.com</p>
<p>--And all the projects that haven't been publicized yet</p>

<p>How does he keep track of all this stuff? And what kind of Palm Pilot can even handle this expansive amount of day planning?</p>

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<p>i like steve byrne because he wears a leather jacket. take note, demetri. August 11, 2006 | eliot I used to fuck Steve in the 80's. Small ween/ no passion. August 11, 2006 | Lianne Stokes interesting, looks like cringe excised the portion of the interview wherein he refers to martin by name... August 11, 2006 | keith h. Holy shit you're right</p>

<p>Good thing I have the whole quote on my blog August 11, 2006 | Mo! http://mocomedy.blogspot.com/2006/04/chin-strokers-take-it-on-chin.html August 11, 2006 | Mo! Stephen Byrne is a second rate Dave Cook. I misspell names on purpuse because I don't need any angry e-mails from these guys. It's happened before! August 11, 2006 | Keith Whitener I bet that list makes Steve Byrne very ANGRY.</p>

<p>Good job Demetri. August 14, 2006 | Jakob Lodwick Post a New Comment</p>
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