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<p>« The Hollywood Reporter Fails to Break SNL News; The PIT Wants to Help You Achieve | Main| Big Apple Blog Festival - September 12, 2005 » Monday Sep 12 2005  Notes from The Primetime Kalan 9.9.5</p>
<p>Monday, September 12, 2005 at 7:36AM</p>

<p>Upon introduction at Friday's edition of the Midnight Kalan--a SLIGHTLY nerdy late night talk show hosted by Daily Show staffer, Elliott Kalan--a larger than life STEPHEN COLBERT steps into the spotlight, blowing dramatic kisses, bowing grandly--basking in the polite applause of the SOLD OUT crowd of the tiny Juvie Hall theatre.</p>

<p>ENTHRALLING NEWS REVEALED DURING HIS SEGMENT</p>
<p>--It's actually COL-BURT. Not COL-BARE.</p>
<p>--Stephen Colbert IS NOT related to 1930's cinema starlet Claudette Colbert.</p>

<p>--Stephen listens to Neutral Milk Hotel.</p>

<p>SPOTTED!</p>
<p>ENORMOUS CELEBRITIES paced out front of the theatre before showtime, like:</p>
<p>Late Night's Andy Blitz!</p>

<p>AND</p>

<p>Colbert's BFF4L/Strangers With Candy genius - PAUL DINELLO. We just happened to overhear him tell a fan he's working with Amy Sedaris to help finish her upcoming book and that he's flying to LA today for business! ...but what kind of business?</p>

<p>UNRELATED!</p>
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