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<p>Tuesday Aug 02 2011  Hot Tips To Help You Maximize Your Experience at the Borders Books Liquidation Sale</p>
<p>Tuesday, August 2, 2011 at 2:35PM</p>

<p>Now that every Borders bookstore in the country is closing and liquidating everything, it's time to go shopping! Here are some Do's and Don'ts to help you navigate their going-out-of-business sale.</p>

<p>DO: Hide everything you want to buy discreetly somewhere completely useless like the 2010 Wall Calendar section. Then wait 2 weeks for the 90% off sale.</p>

<p>DON'T: Take this opportunity to stock up on Robert Kiyosaki books. Here's a get rich quick secret: IT'S NOT HAPPENING!</p>

<p>DO: Begin thinking about a new store where you can spend your day sprawled across the floor, nursing a Gatorade, with spent LARA bar wrappers strewn around you. Kmart?</p>

<p>DO:Make a sad face and a tear drop motion with your finger when you get in a conversation with a Borders employee about their job uncertainty.</p>

<p>DON'T: Knock over bookshelves "just for funsies."</p>

<p>DON'T: Reload your Borders gift card.</p>

<p>DO:Think about what fixtures you need in your apartment. Chances are you'll go to Borders looking for a copy of the Hunger Games and come out with a barista counter.</p>

<p>DO: Sell everything you've just bought on Amazon for double.</p>

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