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<p>Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 12:09PM</p>

<p>Which is worse? Texting and falling into a fountain, or texting and stepping in dog shit? Answer: They both suck, but clearly the lesson here is this: Statewide lotteries are a tax on people who are bad at math (we all know that, right?). None of which has anything to do with my standup-comic friend Molly Austin who was picked to play the comely young, urban professional whose guttural "Uhhh" made me laugh a lot. Oh, Molly. Watch her make you and others laugh TONIGHT @ 7PM at Karma. As far as the residents of Chocolate City are concerned, the jury's still out on this one ("Star of new D.C. Lottery ad is, well, dog poop").</p>

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