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<p>Tuesday, August 31, 2010 at 5:44PM By: Meghan O'Keefe</p>
<p>Summer’s over, and it’s time for tweens and teens to head back to school. However, some back-to-school checklists are a little bit different than the typical plaid skirts, number two pencils and box of tissues that most kids have. Here’s a look at what back-to-school means for some of the most famous students in the world:</p>
<p>Taylor Momsen, Gossip Girl starlet & front-woman for The Pretty Reckless</p>
<p>Required Reading: Dirty Blonde: The Diaries of Courtney Love, by Courtney Love</p>
<p>Class Uniform: Julia Roberts' outfit from Pretty Woman. No, not the pretty one. The hooker one.</p>
<p>School Supplies: Kohl Eyeliner, Razor Blades, a Tetanus Shot</p>
<p>A Box of Tissues? Nope. Blowing your nose is so not rock & roll.</p>
<p>Glen, the creepy kid from Mad Men</p>
<p>Required Reading: In Cold Blood, by Truman Capote</p>
<p>Class Uniform: 1960's Tree Farm chic</p>
<p>School Supplies: Box Cutters, a Skeleton Key, a Telescope to Spy on Sally Draper</p>
<p>A Box of Tissues? Nope. His kind of sick can't be helped with Puffs Plus with Aloe.</p>
<p>The Teen Moms from Teen Mom</p>
<p>Required Reading: Rosemary's Baby, by Ira Levin</p>
<p>Class Uniform: Anything that is sexy that also has an elastic waistband.</p>
<p>School Supplies: Diaper Bag, Breast Pump, Diaphragm</p>
<p>A Box of Tissues? Yep. There's going to be a lot of crying in these girls' lives, and most of it won't be coming from their babies.</p>
<p>Bindi the Jungle Girl, the Crocodile Hunter's Daughter</p>
<p>Required Reading: Cujo, by Stephen King</p>
<p>Class Uniform: Safari hat and khaki romper</p>
<p>School Supplies: Butterfly Net, Tranquilizer Darts, Taser</p>
<p>A Box of Tissues? Yep. Only completely recycled and biodegradable.</p>
<p>Justin Bieber, of Justin Bieber fame</p>
<p>Required Reading: The Picture of Dorian Gray, by Oscar Wilde</p>
<p>Class Uniform: Oversized sweatshirt, backwards baseball cap and Dorothy Hamill hair</p>
<p>School Supplies: Tricked Out Tour Bus, Smooth Panty Dropping Harmonies, Appointment for Castrato Operation</p>
<p>A Box of Tissues? Yep. For all the puddles of drool everywhere he goes.</p>
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<p>Picture of Dorian Grey....I love it!</p>
<p>September 1, 2010 | Kater The required reading choices are kind of brilliant.</p>
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