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<p>Entries from May 1, 2011 - May 31, 2011</p>
<p>Tuesday May 31 2011  The Brooks Brothers Memorial Day Clambake @ The UCBT NY - 5.30.11</p>
<p>Tuesday, May 31, 2011 at 10:42AM</p>
<p>The zany people cruising aboard the S.S. Wasp make a wrong turn in the Nantucket Sound and end up at The UCBT in The Brooks Brothers Memorial Day Clambake, a character showcase hosted by Mike Schell and Alex Scordelis.</p>
<p>NOTES</p>
<p>--Justin Purnell bestowed one lucky RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER with an onstage lobster dinner for playing "Which Zip Code is Better?" From my angle, it looked like the lobster could've used a little butter.</p>
<p>--As members of the National Inbreeding Group, Anthony Atamanuik and John Gemberling advocated family trees "in the form of straight lines" and riffed on the unusual sexual practices they're in favor of ("babies 69-ing"). Naturally, all this inbreeding has caused unforeseen mutations--John has gills! The bit then rollicked into unhinged madness, resulting in Anthony doubling over in convulsions, giving birth to a bloody egg as John fertilized it with his "mouth semen." They were both then punched out by Shannon O'Neil, who sat there with oversized boxing gloves, tasked with sacking anyone if their bits went over 4 minutes.</p>
<p>--Wearing a circus tent for an outfit, Julie Klausner played the ghost of Elaine Kaufman, the noted NYC restaurateur whose restaurant to the stars was recently closed. She described all the bold faced names she's fucking in heaven (i.e. Hitler and Yassir Arafat) and gave updates on the deceased, "Elizabeth Edwards and Patrick Swayze are an item." "This one's for the Cindy Adamses in the room," she said, before rattling off more racy tidbits about other newly dead celebs. Only in New York, kids!</p>
<p>Cody Lindquist and Charlie Todd</p>
<p>Julie Klausner as the ghost of Elaine Kaufman</p>
<p>Lydia Hensler teaches self defense for waspy women as David Bluvband looks on with approval.</p>
<p>Chris Schell and Alex Scordelis as the hosts of this clambake, The Brooks Brothers</p>
<p>The Apiary | 1 Comment | 2 References in EXCLUSIVELY at The Apiary , Show Recap Friday May 27 2011  THE HONEY SHOT - WE'RE MATT WEIR</p>
<p>Friday, May 27, 2011 at 9:00AM  Photo: James Daniel</p>
<p>* THE PLUG: Don't miss "We're Matt Weir presents 'War Dogs'," happening TONIGHT @ 8PM at The Magnet Theater | $7</p>
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<p>keithhuang | Post a Comment tagged Matt Weir in Photos Thursday May 26 2011  MUST-SEE VIDEO: AMY POEHLER AT HARVARD COLLEGE CLASS DAY</p>
<p>Thursday, May 26, 2011 at 1:34PM</p>
<p>Anyone who does improv knows the score: Before stepping out on stage, you pat each of your teammates on the back and say: "I got your back." It was Amy Poehler who started this tradition years ago (as far as I know), and it is a tradition steeped not in superstition, but in simple Life Philosophy. Take care of each other. Man, this is a good speech.</p>
<p>keithhuang | 1 Comment | 52 References tagged Amy Poehler , Harvard in Videos Wednesday May 25 2011  NEW VIDEO WEDNESDAY - THE MORNING BREAK, PHILO'S FOLLY & AL JAFFEE</p>
<p>Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 3:30PM The Morning Break With Patty & Scott | Magnet Theater</p>
<p>Philo's Folly |The PIT TV</p>
<p>A Few Minutes with Al Jaffee | UCB Comedy</p>
<p>keithhuang | 1 Comment tagged The Magnet Theater , The PIT , UCBComedy.com in NVW Tuesday May 24 2011  The Highly Anticipated Sequel to 'Sock or Hat?'</p>
<p>Tuesday, May 24, 2011 at 3:08PM In the space between a fourth Pilates of the Caribbean movie and the Hangover 2, comes another majorly anticipated follow up: the return of Sock or Hat?!</p>
<p>Gotta say though - it looks like they're using the same hat from the first episode, doesn't it? 2 hats in 2 videos makes me think these people don't even own socks!</p>
<p>The Apiary | Post a Comment tagged Bobby Moynihan , Sock or Hat? , Will Hines in Videos Tuesday May 24 2011  The Honey Shot - Brooklyn Comedy Day</p>
<p>Tuesday, May 24, 2011 at 11:35AM</p>
<p>* THE PLUG: John Mulaney, Matt McCarthy, and Andy Haynes drop by Nintendo fanatic Greg Johnson's evening of FREE stand up in Williamsburg. TONIGHT @ 8:30 at Union Pool. | Info</p>
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<p>The Apiary | Post a Comment tagged Greg Johnson in Photos Monday May 23 2011  United States Opens Border For Kumail Nanjiani</p>
<p>Monday, May 23, 2011 at 3:56PM  A sample of software Nanjiani may have used to become a US citizen Pakistani born comedian Kumail Nanjiani announced today that he's finally passed the parallel parking part of his U.S. citizenship test. He didn't hit a single cone! He tweets:</p>
<p>> First meal as American: Freedom fries and hamburger with American cheese, except now I call it just cheese. #citizen #getoffmylawn</p>
<p>Welcome to America!</p>
<p>The Apiary | Post a Comment | 1 Reference tagged Kumail Nanjiani in General Interest Monday May 23 2011  Essential Osama Bin Laden Beach Gear</p>
<p>Monday, May 23, 2011 at 1:19PM If you're heading to the beach this Memorial Day weekend, here's a quick checklist of things to pack:</p>
<p>* Sunscreen</p>
<p>* Beach umbrella</p>
<p>* Thong</p>
<p>* Osama Bin Laden is Dead T-shirt</p>
<p>I was just in Miami (hanging with Gloria Estefan) and I stopped working on my tan long enough to notice that the beach shops were buzzing with commemorative Osama t-shirts. They're fashionable AND great for swimming in.</p>
<p>Which is your favorite??</p>
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