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<p>« THE HONEY SHOT - PAULILU | Main| THE HONEY SHOT - WE'RE MATT WEIR » Tuesday May 31 2011  The Brooks Brothers Memorial Day Clambake @ The UCBT NY - 5.30.11</p>
<p>Tuesday, May 31, 2011 at 10:42AM</p>
<p>The zany people cruising aboard the S.S. Wasp make a wrong turn in the Nantucket Sound and end up at The UCBT in The Brooks Brothers Memorial Day Clambake, a character showcase hosted by Mike Schell and Alex Scordelis.</p>
<p>NOTES</p>
<p>--Justin Purnell bestowed one lucky RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER with an onstage lobster dinner for playing "Which Zip Code is Better?" From my angle, it looked like the lobster could've used a little butter.</p>
<p>--As members of the National Inbreeding Group, Anthony Atamanuik and John Gemberling advocated family trees "in the form of straight lines" and riffed on the unusual sexual practices they're in favor of ("babies 69-ing"). Naturally, all this inbreeding has caused unforeseen mutations--John has gills! The bit then rollicked into unhinged madness, resulting in Anthony doubling over in convulsions, giving birth to a bloody egg as John fertilized it with his "mouth semen." They were both then punched out by Shannon O'Neil, who sat there with oversized boxing gloves, tasked with sacking anyone if their bits went over 4 minutes.</p>
<p>--Wearing a circus tent for an outfit, Julie Klausner played the ghost of Elaine Kaufman, the noted NYC restaurateur whose restaurant to the stars was recently closed. She described all the bold faced names she's fucking in heaven (i.e. Hitler and Yassir Arafat) and gave updates on the deceased, "Elizabeth Edwards and Patrick Swayze are an item." "This one's for the Cindy Adamses in the room," she said, before rattling off more racy tidbits about other newly dead celebs. Only in New York, kids!</p>
<p>Cody Lindquist and Charlie Todd</p>
<p>Julie Klausner as the ghost of Elaine Kaufman</p>
<p>Lydia Hensler teaches self defense for waspy women as David Bluvband looks on with approval.</p>
<p>Chris Schell and Alex Scordelis as the hosts of this clambake, The Brooks Brothers</p>
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